You know, we mature faster in the South. I think it’s the heat.
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The Golden Girls (via pussiesonthepavement) |
Driving a car is like sex. Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear.
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The Golden Girls (via bradysaur) |
My mother always used to say: ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.’
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The Golden Girls (via secondhandpsalms) |
BLANCHE: Do you know how much it hurts to have someone you love not trust you?
ROSE: I sure do.
BLANCHE: Rose, I was about to tell a story.
ROSE: I wanna tell one.
BLANCHE: Dorothy!
DOROTHY: Boy, this is a no-win situation. But go ahead, Blanche.
ROSE: Fine, you may never get to hear my story.
DOROTHY: Then I’m wrong, it isn’t a no-win situation.
(via cheia)
Actually, you’re both wrong. The Raisin Bran does not go in the cabinet and doesn’t stay fresher in the refrigerator, it belongs in a glass canister. Not only is it visually appealing but you can see if they cheated you out of raisins. I thought everybody knew that.
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The Golden Girls (via leebeeloves) |
As we say back in Sicily, sticks & stones can break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition.
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The Golden Girls (via missrapunzel) |
